Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Furniture Porn

I'm sure this post title will get my blog more hits and/or banned!

I came across this site via RPG.net. It's the Furniture Porn site: pornography featuring... uh, well, furniture!

The site is designed to look like your typical cheapo online porn site, complete with garish buttons and banner ads. However, all the models are furniture!

It is mostly work safe, sort of. I mean, it's... furniture! Still, if your co-workers/bosses don't have a sense of humour, or are easily put off by hot lawn chair-on-lawn chair action (or anything that vaguely , then you may want to wait until you get home.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

I'm sure it says something about humans that the site makes you feel dirty, probably due to the human mind's pattern recognition ability but... geez, it's furniture!

3 comments:

Michael said...

Something's missing: only the first pic in each section should be visible, and the rest should just lead to a page demanding that you provide a credit-card number in order to keep looking.

Or so I'm told. I have no actual personal experience with any phonographic websites, none at all, nosiree Bob. Or whoever.

Serially, that is some weird old-style. And I do mean old; did you notice the first copyright date is 1992? Not only is it true that porn is an early adopter of new tech, so apparently is porn-parody.

And since you wanted to ask, no, I really don't have anything better to do with my time.

Allan Goodall said...

Something's missing: only the first pic in each section should be visible, and the rest should just lead to a page demanding that you provide a credit-card number in order to keep looking.

Or so I'm told.


That is so five years ago! Porn sites are all about freebies these days. You follow the link and you'll get to a page of five or six free "teaser" pics. Then they'll ask you for your credit card to see more, usually movies!

Or so I'm told.

Serially, that is some weird old-style. And I do mean old; did you notice the first copyright date is 1992?

No, I didn't notice that. I did think it had been around for a while, though. It looked like one of those things that didn't need to be updated very often.

And since you wanted to ask, no, I really don't have anything better to do with my time.

I brought it to your attention. What does that say about me...?

Winter said...

I'll never look at my office chair the same..